Canadian Strip Clubs Are Better Than Ours

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Bored looks from all the girls
One-by-one they hit the
Stage and work the pole for singles

Bar closes down at one
Ten bucks for a cold
Beer, and thirty for a table dance

Hell no, I wanna go
Where I can touch and they'll touch back
I wanna go
Some place with five-girl live sex shows like
Canada

Fake tits as far as the eye can see
Two-by-two they hit the
Stage and work each other over

The bar don't close til ten of three
Three bucks for a cold
Beer, you won't believe what you'd get for thirty

Hell yeah, I wanna go
Where I can touch and they'll touch back
I wanna go
Cheap beer, cheap girls, cheap thrills, sweet
Canada

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from Orphan Killbot, released July 7, 2015

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Nate - Drums

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